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[Chris Walden]

>Hey, there are *plenty* of "Great Imperial Poobah", and "Lord High
>Muckety-Muck" positions available in *this* "elistist" society!

Don't forget that Patron Saint of Belly-button Lint is TAKEN

Antonio

[Once there was a girl who worked very hard and rammed everything down
everyone's throat so that she could go to the Citadel and be just like the
boys.  When she finally got there she found out that it was TOO HARD.  So
she QUIT!]