Sugar Wars

[Phillip Stallcup]

> Not only are they sickeningly sweet:  (1) they have the superioir numbers,
> (2) they have no stable commercial interests to protect (the Keeblers have
> to keep their ovens going and expend resources to defend same), (3) more of
> them seem to be in prime physical shape, and (4) they appear to be
> thoroughly woaded up for combat.  
> 
> On the other side, the Keeblers have an economic empire and could hire mercs.
> 
> Wasting far too much time,
> 
> Yours,
> 
> Sir Lyonel

  The Keeblers live in a tree, just give the Smurfs bows and flaming arrows and
let them go, or better yet a siege engine and burning pitch. If nothing else,
the flames and heat will require that the Keeblers come into the open to fight
the fires, making them perfect targets.


Llygoden Llwyd
Barony of Wiesenfeuer
mka Phillip Stallcup
stalpl at integris-health.com