At 08:26 AM 4/2/97 -0800, you wrote: >Saw this on the Artemisian list...what do you war junkies think? > >Countess Berengaria >Caerthe >Outlands >Question: If the Keebler Elves and the Smurfs went to War, who >would win....and why!!! The Smurfs--because they're so sickeningly sweet. Alan