sugar wars
dennis guy grace
amazing at mail.utexas.edu
Wed Apr 2 09:36:04 PST 1997
Greetings Cosyns,
Lyonel ici.
>>Question: If the Keebler Elves and the Smurfs went to War, who
>>would win....and why!!!
>
>The Smurfs--because they're so sickeningly sweet.
>Alan
Not only are they sickeningly sweet: (1) they have the superioir numbers,
(2) they have no stable commercial interests to protect (the Keeblers have
to keep their ovens going and expend resources to defend same), (3) more of
them seem to be in prime physical shape, and (4) they appear to be
thoroughly woaded up for combat.
On the other side, the Keeblers have an economic empire and could hire mercs.
Wasting far too much time,
Yours,
Sir Lyonel
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