Armadillo Pauldrons Transmit Leprosy to Fighter!

[Debbie and Sam Milligan]

Will Ritchie wrote:
<snip>
> Personally, _I'm_ appalled that I haven't seen a single missive about
> "Exploding Rattan Sold at Estrella!" or "Bearkiller Opens SCA Phone-sex
> Line".<snip> 
> A personal reply has been sent to Asrael; score from my mail so far:
> 
> Funny                   - 3
> Oh, ha. ha.             - 1
> Not funny               - 2
> I'm gonna kick yer ___  - 1
> 
> So - what's a "CRANE!!!!!!!" ?
> 
> Morric

Add one more to the funny vote.  And how about

Congress Disbands; President Clinton Turns Over Reigns of Power to BoD

Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain
of House Mac an Ghabhann
-- 
'When I make a word do a lot of work like that,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'I
always pay it extra.'