A question....just for fun!! (fwd)

dennis guy grace amazing at mail.utexas.edu
Wed Apr 2 09:48:27 PST 1997


Greetings, Cosyns,

Lyonel ici.


>>Question:    If the Keebler Elves and the Smurfs went to War, who 
>>would win....and why!!!

>Well, judging from the size differences, I'd have to say the Elves.  In
>their commercials, they stand about waist high to the average human.  This
>would put them at about 2.5 - 3 feet.  The Smurfs are about the size of a
>large apple.  The largest apples I've ever encountered were about 6-7
>inches high.  This would put the Elves as five times as tall as the Smurfs.
> Roughly estimating the mass difference, squaring the height difference,
>you come up with 25 times the mass.  Since there are about 5 Elves, and
>only 100 Smurfs, the Elves outweigh them 1.25:1.
>
>Besides, the Smurfs could never throw shots above the knee, making all
>their shots illegal.  

Yes, but have you ever seen a scorpion attacked by an ant colony?  What's
the largest number of Keeblers you've ever seen in a group?  Also, all those
cookies appear to have made some real jelly-belly elves of the Keeblers.

Lyonel




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