A question....just for fun!! (fwd)

[Jeanne Stapleton]

> > The Smurfs would win, hands down. After all, they are little and
> > blue, and I think a few of them have red hair... Hmmmmm sounds a
> > little like they might be Picti, that's one plus in their favour!
> > Historically, the Elves are bakers--artisans all! And, the Smurfs
> > have had a few throw-downs with a  big nassy cat... battle
> > training! 
> 
> the elves have a industrial base that could quickly be converted to
> a war footing, shifting production from cookies to panzers ... plus
> being elves they have alliances with the other elf-tribes that could
> be invoked 
> 
> the smurfs are agrarian society with no centralized government. 
> best they could hope for would be to fade into the hills and persue
> a ineffective guerilla operation against the elves once their
> villages were flattened by mass armour attack ...
> 
> probably the elves would content themselves to allow the smurfs to
> exist in this hills to provide hunting sport once they had parceled
> out the territitories and settled their military veterens on them
> 
Guerilla smurfs?
The Smurf Partisans?

> 'wolf
> ... wonder how many smurf skins it would take to cover a couch?  

I don't know, but I have a cloak that appears to be lined with them.  
I think I'd better throw in my lot with the elves.  Although the 
smurfs are blue, the perfect color...

Countess Berengaria de Montfort de Carcassonne, OP
Barony of Caerthe
Kingdom of the Outlands