humorous post (was: Re: ANST - Hitting Archers)

[Galen of Bristol]

I must say, Sir Dieterich, this is the most humorous
post I've read on this list since you explained how
all peerage candidates are chosen by lot!

My compliments!

- Galen

Casey&Coni wrote:
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael F. Gunter <mfgunter at fnc.fujitsu.com>
> To: ansteorra at Ansteorra.ORG <ansteorra at Ansteorra.ORG>
> Date: Friday, December 12, 1997 11:46 AM
> Subject: Re: ANST - Hitting Archers
> 
> >
> >Nah, anything left over got used for the nose.
> >
> >Signed,
> >
> >Um...Sir Dietrich...yeah, that's me!
> 
> Unto the Right Good and Honorable Lady Octavia Verdunne, Sir Dieterich
> Kempenich von Eltz sends testimony,
> 
> Lady, if you closely examine the handwriting in the note above concerning
> your lords prominent proboscis, I believe you will find no similarity to the
> German hand in which I write.  Studied at length by the most sage professors
> at Heidelburg whose services I could hire it was discovered that the note
> was written by right-handed man (note the cant of the letter and the sharp
> accents).  Further, it was ascertained that the man was fair of hair with
> curly locks and was most certainly a Swede (we found a strand stuck to some
> crumbs at the bottom of the page that turned out to be ludfisk).  Given the
> evidence at hand I surmise that the author was none other than Sir Gunthar
> who we all had believed was taking a sabbatical at the Sven Jurgunson Home
> for Pigfarming Withdrawal Syndrome.  It is with a heavy heart that I reveal
> these facts to you as we, the Chivalry, did not wish to expose our good
> brothers dire situation.
> 
> The monks at Sven Jurgunsons tell me that Sir Gunthars writing utensils have
> been confiscated and will be returned to him as soon as he fully recovers.
> Please forgive his actions and know that he said none of it in malice... it
> was just that his pigs have been away for so long... so very long...
> 
> Yours,
> 
> Sir Dieterich
> 
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