cloven fruit

Damaris of Greenhill damaris at
Tue Feb 4 22:10:20 PST 1997

P. Crandall Polk wrote:
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> TheaG at wrote:
> > Just out of curiosity and apropos of nothing...
> > Would anyone care to codify the procedures and etiquette surrounding cloven
> > fruit?
> > Chiara Marghareta (Clare Margaret)
> Grasp the fruit well in hand
> Take note of the prominate clove
> Grasp the clove with the teeth, pulling it out
> Cock back the arm with the fruit
> With the cry, "Incoming" throw the fruit into the next world
> But then again I was raised in Bjornsborg.
> Crandall

You forgot to say "and then fall face down covering your body with your
hands as if to protect yourself from a hand grenade."

(still no cutesy sig file yet)

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