cloven fruit

[Damaris of Greenhill]

P. Crandall Polk wrote:
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> TheaG at aol.com wrote:
> > Just out of curiosity and apropos of nothing...
> > Would anyone care to codify the procedures and etiquette surrounding cloven
> > fruit?
> > Chiara Marghareta (Clare Margaret)
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> Grasp the fruit well in hand
> Take note of the prominate clove
> Grasp the clove with the teeth, pulling it out
> Cock back the arm with the fruit
> With the cry, "Incoming" throw the fruit into the next world
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> But then again I was raised in Bjornsborg.
> Crandall

You forgot to say "and then fall face down covering your body with your
hands as if to protect yourself from a hand grenade."

Damaris
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