Picnic Lunch

[Scott White]

This is from the battle schedule for Estrella War. Thought you'd find it as
amusing as I did; the punch-line comes at the end:

                                        First Battle

Open Field Battle -Traditional 

Traditional open field battle to be fought best two out of three. Battle
shall be fought to the last man. Combat Archery and siege weapons are
permissible. 

                                         Second Battle

Ford Battle-Outlands Choice

Ford Battle to be fought best two out of three. Battle shall consist of two
bridges leading to the "FORD". To cross the ford, fighters must drop to
their knees unless members of the chivalry, or royalty (representative of
mounted warriors).  Combat Archery and siege weapons are permissible. 

                                          Third Battle

Pit Battle-Atenveldts Choice

Pit Battle to be best two out of three. Battle shall consist of a "Pit of
Death" at the center of the field. Any fighter "falling" into the pit shall
be eliminated from the battle. Combat Archery and siege weapons with are
permissible. Projectiles can be shot over the pit. 

                                        Noon

30 minute picnic lunch.


        (Yah, let's beat the hell outa each other over the Pit of Death &
then break for a picnic ...)