ANST - Coronation
dentim at mail.myriad.net
Wed Jul 30 09:26:42 PDT 1997
Her Most Steller Majesty wrote...
>Greetings to our most wonderful subject Timo from HRM Alisha...
I also bid you greetings!
>Timo, We do wish to discuss with you your choice of words describing
>left handed persons, especially yourself.
Ah, but I did not invent this title, for it has long been used in this Kingdom.
The fact that I was "given" this title almost simultaneously by Sir Keif and
Sir Burke (and many of my dexter-handed opponents) ensures that I will
respect its origins.
>We do know of the horrible oppression that 'lefties' have felt over the
>years in history.
And I do know of the 'horrible IMpressions' that lefties have dealt to their
foes over the years leaving 'horrible DEpressions' upon their helms, and
'horrible EXpressions' upon their faces!
>But it is at this time do We feel that you are not scum nor sucking nor
Thank you, Your Majesty, for such a Royal judgement upon my character!
However, since that would leave me with "Little" and "Lefty", perhaps a new
title is in order. Something, lets say, perhaps like this:
Lord Timotheus Kranidious, Champion of Her Excellency, Chrystal Arianna
MacRhurri, Baronness of Ravensfort; Champion of the Round Table of the
Shadowlands; Champion and 24th Warlord of The Steppes; Companion of the
Order of the Talon of Ravensfort; Holder of the Sable Falcon of Ansteorra;
Holder of an Award of Arms from TRM Mahdi and Valeria; and NOT a Companion
of the Order of the Centurians of the Sable Star.
(ugh...that's almost as annoying as Pug's "...To be removed from the
Ansteorra Mailing list etc..." <joke Pug joke!> )
>It is indeed fashionable to be left handed for our Reign.
I would not disagree with Her Majesties idea of fashion. In fact, I shall
take it upon myself as a 'Crusade' of sorts to 'encourage' the use of the
sinister hand in this Kingdom, by force if necessary. As many of my
right-handed opponents will attest, leaving your elbow unprotected will
quickly result in left-handedness (my own poll here...)
>We are certain HRM Kein would agree.
> HRM Alisha
I will leave His conversion to You, your Majesty!
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