ANST - Language Lesson

[Margo Lynn Hablutzel]

Never know when this may come in handy
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 English:               Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
 Bosnian:               boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
 French:                Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
 Visigothic:            Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
 Swedish:               Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
 Dutch:                 O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
 Latin:                 Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
 German:                Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
 Japanese:              ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono garimasu.
 Norwegian:             Herre Gud! Jeg har en xks i hodet!
 Spanish:               !Dios mio!  !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
 Hungarian:             Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
 Middle Egyptian:       in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
 Greek:                 hristo mou!  eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
 Tagalog:               Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
 Danish:                Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
 Afrikaans:             O God!  Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
 Polish:                O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
 Maori:                 Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
 Italian:               Dio mio!  C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
 Portuguese:            Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
 Klingon:               ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
 Bengali:               Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
 Finnish:               Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
 Icelandic:             Gud minn godur!  Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
 Ancient Greek:         O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
 Babylonian:            iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
 Assyrian:              iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
 Welsh:                 A nuw!  Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
 Alsatian:              Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
 Swahili:               Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
 Slovenian:             Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
 Irish:                 Mo Dhia!  Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
 Esperanto:             Mia Dio!  Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
 Marathi:               Aray Devaa!  Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
 Hindi:                 Hay Bhagwaan!  Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
 Russian:               Bozhe moi!  Eto topor v moyei golove!
 Hebrew:                Eloi!  Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
 Malayalam:             Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

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