ANST - Humorous SCA versions of hell...[long]

[SCOTT A WAGGONER]

On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 00:58:50 EDT PKieferjr at aol.com writes:
>In a message dated 98-06-27 00:06:33 EDT, you write:
>
><< > Heralds having to do name research and the only collection of 
>books
>    owned by your local group are BABY NAME books!
>  > Heralds ONLY having Alfred Kolatch books as name doc.  [ICK]
>  > Herald- A client who wants "Gyronny of 24 Vair and ermine, a Lute
> lozengy
>    gules and purpure, on a chief sable three kitty's lickin their 
>paws. >>
>
>You missed one:
>
>Vocal Heralds:   Eternal Laryngitis!
>
>

No, even worse. 

Vocal herald hell:  Must read award, but no one can hear you no matter
how loud you yell, and they all keep  going "WHAT?? SPEAK UP!" and the
king wont let you go on until everyone hears the scroll read.  For
eternity you end up screaming "PRAY LET ALL KNOW" etc. 

Scott Waggoner
Mayne de la Croix --- The original MiB
Gate's Edge Canton, Barony of  Stargate,  Ansteorra (SCA stuff)

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