ANST - Lame Humor?

[Alan J. Boertjens]

Dennis and Dory Grace wrote:
> 
> Johan wrote:
> >The feastocrat would be the ad-visor.
> >The ale for the feast could have been brewed in a large pauldron.
> >You could drink the ale from your cop.
> >You could eat white chicken meat off of your breastplate.
> >Or gorge-t yourself on all the other wonderful removes.
> >
> >But what if the feastocrat had passed on and there was no feast?
> >We'd all have to greave.
> 
> OK. I've been reading this chain of mail, and it would seem it is time for
> someone else to sallet in and take the helm. Of torse, I wouldn't normally
> be so presumtious as to dis-mantle such a punnish forray, but perhaps we
> should make a tasset agreement to harness this power for good. If, however,
> this should in-cuisse, vambrace yourself because I'd feel obliged to throw
> down the gauntlet. You may ask, with a nasal whine, 'why throw out the baby
> with the bascinet?' Well, I ain't poleyn your leg, should this wave of
> silliness crest, be prepared to be pommelled, 'cause armet just go sark
> raving mad!
> 
> Aquilanne
> (as if)
> heeheeheehee


I should have buckled up for a strapping good time should I have
known that Aquilanne was going to join this game-base-on her 
previous thorough pun pommeling.  But it sure keeps me rivetted
to the screen for more. 

Weld you consider brazing us with some more or your cutting rapier-tay?

~Johan
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