ANST - Humor for heralds/Pilsbury Doughboy
morganson at hotmail.com
Thu Mar 5 21:08:37 PST 1998
This is for you herald types.
>Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe
>yeast infection. He was 71.
>Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and
>player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in
>recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs.
>Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty
>Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.
>The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt
>delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how
>he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later
>life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very
>cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by
>those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a
>roll model for millions.
>Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and
>another bun in the oven.
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Jerry Dreifuerst SCA: Othar Morganson
Houston, Texas Stargate, Ansteorra
jerryd at neosoft.com morganson at hotmail.com
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