ANST - Humor for heralds/Pilsbury Doughboy

[Jerry Dreifuerst]

Othar here,

   This is for you herald types.


>Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe
>yeast infection.  He was 71.
>
>Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and 
tennis
>player.  Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in
>recent years.  Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs.
>Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty
>Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.
>
>The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt 
Jemima
>delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how 
much
>he was kneaded."  Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later
>life was filled with many turnovers.  He was not considered a very 
smart
>cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by
>those who buttered him up.  Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a
>roll model for millions.
>
>Fresh is survived by his second wife.  They have two children and
>another bun in the oven.
>
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

>


Jerry Dreifuerst            SCA: Othar Morganson
Houston, Texas                   Stargate, Ansteorra
jerryd at neosoft.com               morganson at hotmail.com


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