ANST - (Fwd) Create-an-insult

[j'lynn yeates]

THE SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT

To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

Column 1              Column 2                    Column 3
artless                   base-court                    apple-john
bawdy                   bat-fowling                  baggage
beslubbering         beef-witted                   barnacle
bootless                 beetle-headed               bladder
churlish                 boil-brained                  boar-pig
cockered               clapper-clawed             bugbear
clouted                  clay-brained                 bum-bailey
craven                   common-kissing          canker-blossom
currish                   crook-pated                 clack-dish
dankish                  dismal-dreaming         clotpole
dissembling           dizzy-eyed                   coxcomb
droning                 doghearted                   codpiece
errant                    dread-bolted                death-token
fawning                 earth-vexing                dewberry
fobbing                 elf-skinned                   flap-dragon
froward                  fat-kidneyed                flax-wench
frothy                    fen-sucked                   flirt-gill
gleeking                flap-mouthed                foot-licker
goatish                  fly-bitten                     fustilarian
gorbellied               folly-fallen                 giglet
impertinent             fool-born                   gudgeon
infectious              full-gorged                  haggard
jarring                    guts-griping                harpy
loggerheaded         half-faced                    hedge-pig
lumpish                 hasty-witted                 horn-beast
mammering           hedge-born                  hugger-mugger
mangled                hell-hated                     joithead
mewling                idle-headed                 lewdster
paunchy               ill-breeding                   lout
pribbling               ill-nurtured                 maggot-pie
puking                   knotty-pated               malt-worm
puny                     milk-livered                 mammet
qualling                motley-minded            measle
rank                      onion-eyed                  minnow
reeky                    plume-plucked            miscreant
roguish                  pottle-deep                moldwarp
ruttish                   pox-marked                mumble-news
saucy                   reeling-ripe                  nut-hook
spleeny                 rough-hewn                 pigeon-egg
spongy                  rude-growing              pignut
surly                      rump-fed                    puttock
tottering                shard-borne                pumpion
unmuzzled            sheep-biting               ratsbane
vain                      spur-galled                 scut
venomed              swag-bellied               skainsmate
villainous              tardy-gaited               strumpet
warped                 tickle-brained             varlet
wayward               toad-spotted              vassal
weedy                  unchin-snouted          whey-face
yeasty                  weather-bitten           wagtail



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... - Boingo, Pedestrian Wolves
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