ANST - Fw: [TY] 12 days of christmas Joke

[Caley Woulfe]

More odd amusement from the Tavern Yard...

Caoillainn De Bhulbh, She-Wolf of Limerick
"If Normal is relative, it must be a very distant relative..."

-----Original Message-----
From: Jasper Murtagh <jasperrdm at hotmail.com>
To: TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu <TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu>
Date: Wednesday, December 01, 1999 8:32 AM
Subject: [TY] 12 days of christmas Joke


>The following is a bad joke.
>And should be sung in 4 part harmony.
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>On the first day of Christmas my friends gave to me
>An apprentice up a pine tree
>On the second day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 2 protegee's a  puking
>On the third day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 3 French Hoods
>On the fourth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 4 Knights a fighting
>On the fifth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 5 golden circlets
>On the sixth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 6 squires a swearing
>On the seventh day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 7 Swans a swimming in gibbet gravy
>On the eighth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 8 maids a wenching
>On the ninth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 9 Laurels a discoing
>On the tenth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 10 lords who were lepers
>On the eleventh day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 11 Pelicans a plotting
>On the twelfth day of Christmas my friends gave to me
> 12 drummers drumming drunkenly
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