ANST - What do you mean by that?

[karl muller]

i liked this so much i made a printout to hang by my computer. folks, if i 
use any of these on you, you know who to blame.
just kidding!
km


>From: Baronman at aol.com
>Reply-To: ansteorra at Ansteorra.ORG
>To: ansteorra at Ansteorra.ORG
>Subject: ANST - What do you mean by that?
>Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 23:40:38 EDT
>
>My sister-in-law sent this to me (although I don't know why).  Perhaps some
>one could use these come backs on the next rebuttal of an interesting 
>e-mail.
>:>)
>
>1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
>view.
>
>2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
>3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
>
>4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>
>5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
>
>6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>
>7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!
>
>8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
>9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>
>10) Ahhh, I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again.
>
>11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
>12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>
>13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
>14) No, my powers can only be used for good.
>
>15) How about never? Is never good for you?
>
>16) I'm really easy to get along with once you  learn to worship me.
>
>17) You sound reasonable.... Time to up my medication.
>
>18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
>19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
>
>20) I don't work here. I'm just a consultant.
>
>21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
>
>22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
>
>23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
>really quite busy.
>
>24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
>
>25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>
>26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>public.
>
>Ramblings from an old man
>
>Baron Bors
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