ANST - Re: *awful* Medieval Humour
Mike Andrews
mikea at mikea.ath.cx
Tue Nov 16 14:18:02 PST 1999
> man stumbled into the emergency room dressed in a medieval
>bard's outfit, clutching his stomach with one hand and moaning in agony.
>With his free hand he was clutching a lute, which he dropped on the floor
>in front of the nurse's station. He then collapsed in a heap on the floor,
>rolled himself into a fetal position, and began to moan much louder.
>Fearing serious food poisoning, doctors quickly brought a stretcher out and
>rolled him into the bowels of the ER. Half an hour later, the man walked
>past the nurse and out the door, whistling happily to himself. Noticing
>that the man looked much healthier, the nurse asked one of the doctors what
>was ailing the man. The doctor shrugged and said "nothing big....just
>minstrel cramps."
Following this, the man climbed onto, and rode away on, his
minstrel-cycle.
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Mike Andrews / Michael Fenwick
Namron, Ansteorra
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