ANST - Fw: [TY] Humor. Fw: FW: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON ANDBAG LIMITS (fwd)]

[Caley Woulfe]

I thought I'd pass this one along from the Meridies tavern Yard...

Caoillainn De Bhulbh, She-Wolf of Limerick
"If Normal is relative, it must be a very distant relative..."

-----Original Message-----
From: Martha Knowles <mknowles at goldsword.com>
To: TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu <TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu>
Date: Monday, November 29, 1999 10:16 AM
Subject: [TY] Humor. Fw: FW: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON ANDBAG LIMITS
(fwd)]


> Forwarded from MK Heralds List
>
> Subject: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
>
>**********************************************************************
>
>  1300.01   GENERAL
>
>   1.  Any person with a valid Meridies hunting license may harvest
heralds.
>
>   2.  Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted.  The use of
rare
>books as bait is prohibited.
>
>   3.  Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited.  If accidentally
struck,
>remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
>
>   4.  It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow
machine,
>helicopter, or aircraft.
>
>   5.  It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a
>device?", or "free Cathal!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
>
>   6.  It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW
dealerships.
>
>   7.  It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills,
bunny-fur
>bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
>
>   8.  It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal
Court,
>Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.
>
>   9.  If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony
to
>hunt, trap, or possess it.
>
>  10.  Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department
inspection
>for rabies and other vermin.
>
>  11.  It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep,
newbie,
>Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting
heralds.
>
>  12.  It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of
their
>duties.
>
>  BAG LIMITS
>
>   1.  Yellow Bellied Sidewinder                     2
>   2.  Two-faced Letter Writer                       1
>   3.  Common Back-stabber                           4
>   4.  Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only)      3
>   5.  Big-mouthed Pub Gut                           2
>   6.  Honest Herald                           EXTINCT
>   7.  Cut-throat                                    2
>   8.  Back-stabbing Whiner                          2
>   9.  Brown-nosed Crown Kisser                      2
>  10.  Absent-Minded Device Loser          $100 BOUNTY
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