ANST - The Torchlight Party!!!
sirtimo at hotmail.com
Tue Mar 6 07:51:39 PST 2001
Let's show these guys how we can
...and if you can't wait until Saturday to do so, you are in luck because
The Amazons, Rhoad and Clan Cadhla are throwing a torchlight party (AKA The
Hunnydik Party) in front of the Castle on Thursday night, right after the
"live chess match" (about 10-10:30ish until ?)
ID'S WILL BE CHECKED! NO ID = NO FUN
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Come join us in the long tradition of Ansteorrans showing the Knowne world
how to *really* party!!!
Yes, for the low,low,low price of (FREE), you too can annoy your friends,
inebriate your enemys, and fail to make it to the first battle in the
*HEAR* - Real live drummers perform on *actual* drums!
*SEE* - Real live dancers perform *actual* Dances!
*TASTE* - Hunnydik, the Necter of the Gods!
*SMELL* - Sweaty people from other Kingdoms!
*FEEL* - Sweaty people from other Kingdoms, if youre lucky!
Performs no socially redeeming function whatsoever!
Drink from our 2-story-tall War Funnel!
Be the first on your block to fail to remember the previous night!
Various and exotic potions of love and blurryness !
Inhibitions removed upon request!
Attending this party make cause dizzyness, fever, chills, nausea, sudden
mood swings, loss of hair, and tattoo expansion. You must be this (hold hand
out) tall to ride the Hunaric. Do not use near open flame. Sudden
decompression may occur at any time. In case of a water landing, remove site
token from belt or neck and use as a paddle. Limited time offer. APR 6.2%
for 60 mo. 10% down with approved credit. Five out of four Meridians
recommended. This party is not an offical corporate SCA party and does not
delineate, or even pretend to understand, offical SCA corporate party
policy. Do not insert into mouth. The white zone is for loading and
unloading only. 10% satisfaction guarantee. Limited quantities. Limited
qualities. Use only as directed.
All attendees must have the proper waiver filled out at Gulf War Gate in
triplicate. Please contact Master Richard Fairborn (seneschal at ansteorra.org)
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