ANST - The Torchlight Party!!!

[Tim Lozos]

  Let's show these guys how we can
>party!!!
>
>In service,
>
>Mistress Meadhbh

...and if you can't wait until Saturday to do so, you are in luck because 
The Amazons, Rhoad and Clan Cadhla are throwing a torchlight party (AKA The 
Hunnydik Party) in front of the Castle on Thursday night, right after the 
"live chess match" (about 10-10:30ish until ?)

ID'S WILL BE CHECKED!  NO ID = NO FUN

*********(Disclaimer at end)********

Come join us in the long tradition of Ansteorrans showing the Knowne world 
how to *really* party!!!

Yes, for the low,low,low price of (FREE), you too can annoy your friends, 
inebriate your enemys, and fail to make it to the first battle in the 
morning!

*HEAR* - Real live drummers perform on *actual* drums!
*SEE* - Real live dancers perform *actual* Dances!
*TASTE* - Hunnydik, the Necter of the Gods!
*SMELL* - Sweaty people from other Kingdoms!
*FEEL* - Sweaty people from other Kingdoms, if youre lucky!

Performs no socially redeeming function whatsoever!
Drink from our 2-story-tall War Funnel!
Be the first on your block to fail to remember the previous night!
Various and exotic potions of love and blurryness !
Bravado enhanced!
Inhibitions removed upon request!

(Disclaimer)

Attending this party make cause dizzyness, fever, chills, nausea, sudden 
mood swings, loss of hair, and tattoo expansion. You must be this (hold hand 
out) tall to ride the Hunaric. Do not use near open flame. Sudden 
decompression may occur at any time. In case of a water landing, remove site 
token from belt or neck and use as a paddle. Limited time offer. APR 6.2% 
for 60 mo. 10% down with approved credit.  Five out of four Meridians 
recommended. This party is not an offical corporate SCA party and does not 
delineate, or even pretend to understand, offical SCA corporate party 
policy. Do not insert into mouth. The white zone is for loading and 
unloading only. 10% satisfaction guarantee. Limited quantities. Limited 
qualities. Use only as directed.

All attendees must have the proper waiver filled out at Gulf War Gate in 
triplicate. Please contact Master Richard Fairborn (seneschal at ansteorra.org) 
for copy.
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