[Ansteorra] RE: [Bryn-gwlad] (no subject)

[Brian Martin]

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Unto Limbrick Dahl, unlicensed merchant and peddler of suspect goods,

Mister Dahl, I understand that you are new to my barony and, as I've never
heard of you, perhaps the kingdom of Ansteorra. I therefore caution you to
pay attention to my words most carefully, for this is the last time that
they shall be directed to you.

You seem to have a most unfortunate habit of nailing supposedly private
messages onto a public posting board. These posting boards are kept at the
barony's cross roads as a means of communication for the public good. Pray
keep this in mind whilst you can still hold a quill.

In spite of your protestations of wanting no trouble, Mister Dahl, I can not
help but notice that you continue to slander an establish that Her
Excellency and I have seen fit to license for business, and to insinuate
that I am a patron of said establishment. Let me assure you good sir that
you shall gain no profit from the first activity and shall gain naught but
sorrow from the second. And do not think for a moment that I shall darken
the door of your establishment, nor of any like it. Such business may be
suitable for the patronage of others and are certainly acceptable as a means
of income to the baronial coffers, but they are neither of my liking nor of
my station. If you ever do see me in person, Mr Dahl, rest assured that it
will be over matters far more grave than a tankard of beer.

Finally, let me state that if the interior of the Boar's Breast is not to
your liking, I can assure you that you will enjoy my oubliette even less.
Such will be your lodging while you await trail in my court unless you cease
your slander of my name forthwith. Know that I shall not hold court until
this coming harvest, and that I have a very long docket which may force me
to hold over some cases until Christmastide. Do keep that in mind with any
future messages, Mr. Dahl.

Do not bother to respond to this message either publicly or privately. I
have made known my feelings and my intentions and have given you fair and
just warning. If you do believe the greetings with which you began your last
letter, I suggest you heed that warning.

Pendaran,
Lord Bryn Gwlad

-----Original Message-----
From: Limbrick Dahl [mailto:limbrick_dahl at hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 2:55 PM
To: ansteorra at ansteorra.org; bryn-gwlad at ansteorra.org
Subject: [Bryn-gwlad] (no subject)


Unto the Most Wise and Valiant Baron Pendaran,

Good Your Excellency, I must beg forgiveness of you on the matter of
reference to your family. Being from far lands and so recently new to your
fine barony, I had heard of course, of the incident involving your child..
Sir, my missive was intended to be private. I cannot begin to think how this
could have become public. I must take greater care in my choice of
messengers.We at the Soiled Dove want no trouble. My most sincere apologies
unto you and your family. I do hope your lady wife was spared this great
unpleasantness and that your son is well.

Such as occurred to you at that ale-house will never happen here. Contessa
assures me our girls well skilled in all arts including the avoidance of
such situations.Rest assured my Dear Baron, your reputation is safe at the
Soiled Dove Inn. Remember, should you have need of my services,

I remain your most humble servant,

Limbrick Dahl

Proprietor

Soiled Dove Inn

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