[Ansteorra] Coronation - Something that was missed by many - Humor

[Brent.Ryder at compucom.com]

Howdy All,

I asked several people while at the event about this and found no one had picked up the schedule, let alone read the rules on the back side. Since I hate to waste humor, here are the none event specific 'Site Rules' that were on the back for your enjoyment:

Site Rules

1. Fun and Merriment is mandatory! All offenders will be tickled into submission

2. Alcohol is Only available from the bar by Texas LAW. All other alcohol will be confiscated and drunk by the Event Steward and his staff directly after the event.

4. Smoking in the hall is prohibited. Anyone caught on fire in the hall will be doused with buckets of icy cold water

8. Children running is to be discouraged by all, even those big Norse children who insist on going Viking. "No Snorri, you hold the axe this way..."

10. Dancers are encouraged in the hall. Prancers and Vixens are not, but Comets and Cupids are with proper credentials. The Donner party are now Vegans so are safe to be around, but Blitzen and Rudolph tied one too many on and will not be allowed on site after their last excursion into playing leapfrog.....

11. When TRH Miguel and Conal's Coronation begins, no one will be allowed out of the hall for the duration of the ceremony by royal command. Guards will be posted!

12. ".... No, don't mind those pesky seige engines, they're for YOUR protection.... No, Really...."

13. The times in the schedule on the other side are set in stone and cannot be changed except by Royal command, Event Steward direction, or because the sky is just the right shade of blue... or green.... Hmmmm.... What's that big swirly thing in the sky..... Toto, are we in Kansas anymore??? Arf, Nope, Ansteorra, Living the Dream