[Ansteorra] Coronation - Something that was missed by many - Humor

[A Brauer]

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"4. Smoking in the hall is prohibited. Anyone caught on fire in the hall will
be doused with buckets of icy cold water "

Thank god you werent near me when my sweater caught on fire Friday night.  It
was cold enough without being doused in cold water.

HL Mary Elisabeth



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Subject: [Ansteorra] Coronation - Something that was missed by many - Humor
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 13:46:55 -0600
Howdy All,
I asked several people while at the event about this and found no one had
picked up the schedule, let alone read the rules on the back side. Since I
hate to waste humor, here are the none event specific 'Site Rules' that were
on the back for your enjoyment:
Site Rules
1. Fun and Merriment is mandatory! All offenders will be tickled into
submission
2. Alcohol is Only available from the bar by Texas LAW. All other alcohol will
be confiscated and drunk by the Event Steward and his staff directly after the
event.
4. Smoking in the hall is prohibited. Anyone caught on fire in the hall will
be doused with buckets of icy cold water
8. Children running is to be discouraged by all, even those big Norse children
who insist on going Viking. "No Snorri, you hold the axe this way..."
10. Dancers are encouraged in the hall. Prancers and Vixens are not, but
Comets and Cupids are with proper credentials. The Donner party are now Vegans
so are safe to be around, but Blitzen and Rudolph tied one too many on and
will not be allowed on site after their last excursion into playing
leapfrog.....
11. When TRH Miguel and Conal's Coronation begins, no one will be allowed out
of the hall for the duration of the ceremony by royal command. Guards will be
posted!
12. ".... No, don't mind those pesky seige engines, they're for YOUR
protection.... No, Really...."
13. The times in the schedule on the other side are set in stone and cannot be
changed except by Royal command, Event Steward direction, or because the sky
is just the right shade of blue... or green.... Hmmmm.... What's that big
swirly thing in the sky..... Toto, are we in Kansas anymore??? Arf, Nope,
Ansteorra, Living the Dream
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