[Ansteorra] Nuttiness closer to Home

[Jesus Cavazos]

Reminds me of a recent bank robbery in Ireland.
Two bank robbers broke into a bank at night. They found a lot of small 
vaults. So they broke into all of them. But instead of valuables, they found 
each vault had a single, small container of what looked like vanilla 
pudding. So they ate all the pudding they could and left. The next day the 
local newspaper reported someone had broken into the local sperm bank.
Talk about gross.

>From: "Elaine Crittenden" <letebts at earthlink.net>
>Reply-To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at ansteorra.org>
>To: scribe_ari at lycos.com,   "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." 
><ansteorra at ansteorra.org>,   "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." 
><ansteorra at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] Nuttiness closer to Home
>Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:16:25 -0500
>
>Along that line...
>
>There's a book I picked up at a garage sale: 'Crimes and Mis"dumb"meanors,
>You have the Right to Remain Dumb" It has tales of the dumbest criminal
>acts!
>
>Like the latest one I heard this week on the evening news about a fellow 
>who
>was stealing clothes from a store. He carefully pulled the alarm tags off
>all the items and strolled out of the store with his loot. When he passed
>the alarm, it went off. He had forgotten he had hidden in his pocket the
>removed tags!
><G>
>
>I'll be on the lookout for Ari's "pickle agreement" book. Sounds super.
>Lete
>

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