[Ansteorra] "... no *bleep*, there I was..."

[Zubeydah Jamilla al-Badawiyya]

"... no *bleep*, there I was..."

It seems some of the best stories in the SCA have started out with these (in)famous words.

I would like to begin collecting them, like the treasures they are, for publication on my website. They will go in an 'Not For Youth' flagged area, so language and content (so long as it is not overwhelmingly vulgar) are flexible. If desired, I can assist in editing for spelling, grammar, and punctuation (or not). 

If you have such a tale that you would be willing to share, please contact or email me off list.

I look forward to hearing from ya'll...

-Zubeydah Jamilla al-Badawiyya
Collector of tales, songs, lore, history, and other snippets and bits

http://zubeydah.northkeep.org