[Ansteorra] Bjornburg Sheep
Corey Van Zandt
Sircorwin at hotmail.com
Mon Nov 28 11:49:51 PST 2005
And what do I find when I lift yonder Rock, why it is none other than
ANOTHER baron Loch
Make your pleas to shires, baronies and regions,You have made a mistake you
will need LEGIONS
I suggest you Cry to another Kingdom or three, perhaps they will come IF you
Now be gone with thy Flock, go back to your Rock
lest I get a wild hair and raze your precious Loch
I have opened my windows and swung wide my doors...for I will never fear the
ONE they call Bors.
Sir Corwin von Xanten
----- Original Message -----
From: <Baronman at aol.com>
To: <ansteorra at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2005 9:42 AM
Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] Bjornburg Sheep
> In a message dated 11/22/2005 1:46:52 PM Central Standard Time,
> Sircorwin at hotmail.com writes:
> AAh yes....the Fabled Loch Flock.....You probably gave them the ugly ones
> which means they were eaten shortly after they had their way with
> them......Thus our Beautiful Flossie was quite the temptation....you
> see....Flossie was Trained in the art of Seduction and the KamaSutra....No
> Real Man can withstand her charms! Your protest has been duelly noted
> Baron Loch but your Talk is a Crock and your Flock I do Mock for they are
> not good to Hock nor to shave and make Sock... Thy Herd is a Sham....not
> decent Ram, how Dare thee to Compare to our Maiden most Fair with her
> Shimmering curls of flaxon white Hair.....I beseech thee to beWare for my
> Men will not Scare though you a Great Barony be....on the field you have
> yet met ME.
> Sir Corwin von Suess
> Dr. of the Ryme....when I have the Tyme
> OH your scurolous knave,
> great insult you gave.
> To mock the Lock Flock
> shows no brain but a block.
> Your insult, most dire
> has awoken my ire.
> My ire once awoken
> dictatates your body be broken.
> So I call once again
> the Imperial Coastal region.
> Stargate, the greatest one
> whose army has always won,
> The Barony of the Raven
> who defeat the most craven,
> The Border of the Marshes arise
> call up you fighters most prized.
> Great Baronies mightely join
> For glory, prize and coin
> Bring your shires and cantons strong
> To avenge this mighty wrong.
> The allies of Bjornburg have found,
> a need to slap a knave around.
> And to you, Sir Corwin von Suess
> a mighty insult you have set loose.
> Close your windows and doors do lock
> for your Flossie will soon be part of the flock.
> he-he ;>)
> Baron Bors of Lothian
> Baron Loch Soilleir
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