[Ansteorra] Pennsic and other rumors

[Chris Zakes]

At 06:00 PM 8/15/2006, you wrote:

> >3.  There are rumors flying EVERYWHERE.  I will try to keep you informed
> >of situations as I hear them from DAME ELEANOR, not from what the
> >SCA-Chirurgeon list says or from gossip.
>
>Well, I'm not going to contribute to gossip, of course, but _I_ heard it was
>because someone who called himself a "chiurgeon" performed open heart
>surgery in a camp in the swamp using a flexi-dagger blade


That's absurd. What *really* happened is that all the chirurgeons at 
Pennsic were abducted by Gray Aliens in black helicopters, to help in 
their cattle mutilation experiments. That's why they had to bring in 
the EMS crew: because the SCA no longer had the manpower.

         -Tiv... uh, Cadet Esteban