[Ansteorra] Earl Marshal Out of Kingdom

[Michael Gunter]

>Just big steel pipes! We could always put some rattan inside or
>something... to help keep it from brooming.
>
>Morg...er... Geoffrey

Bah! Big deal! You kids nowadays don't know what it was
like before the BoD stepped in with all these new fangled
"Safety Rules".

Why, in my day we fought bare-handed using rebar for
swords and manhole covers as shields. Our fingers would
get mashed in the holes so we'd have to wait for the
swelling to go down before we could down-armor.
Not that thick jeans and a ski mask would be considered to
be "armor" by you young wussies.

And we wuz grateful!

Gunthar