[Ansteorra] Unsubscribe? (levity)

Brandon McDermott brandonsmcd at yahoo.com
Thu Nov 29 12:42:35 PST 2007


Someone read  The Hitchhiker's Guide twelve to many times.... Just like me...
  So sayeth he who carries a towel... :-)

David Backlin <edrei at smythkepe.org> wrote:
  Call your ISP and ask them to Mail you an Unsubscribe Kit.

It should be the standard no-fault type. Depending on your
requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating System
A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed
through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the
adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist
the silver-colored ring one inch below the connection point until you feel
it lock.

The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial
condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron
unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the
blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be adjusted
manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening
is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button, which
simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the Cin-Eliminator to
its storage position.

You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If
the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has
not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the
right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his control 
panel.

To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately
below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On the control
panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal"
button. Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated
immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired setting. Now
depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.

The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you
activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you are
ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will
open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in
their container.

If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob to
the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or
high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.

After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the
unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the "manual
off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the change and
repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and
have lunch. Please close the door behind you.



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