[Ansteorra] Fw: I Need a Grill God !

[David Backlin]

Forwarded by request:

--- katthestrange at aol.com wrote:

> 
> (to the tune of "I Need A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler)
> 
> "Where have all the Grill Gods gone?
> And legends they invoked?
> Of meat and bread and pits of heat
> And vittles that they smoked?
> Isn't there a team of men who cooked lots and wore much less?
> Didn't we hear about the maid who cooked goat with much success?
> 
> I need a Grill God!
> I need a slab of beef that will feed a bunch!
> He's gotta be good
> or she's gotta be smart
> to stave off the hunger built up since lunch.
> 
> I need a Grill God!
> I need a meal to talk about for five more years!
> It's gotta be tasty
> It's gotta be awesome
> And it's gotta make the populace cheer!
> 
> Sometime in the evening
> Round about half past six
> There's a smell of roasting in the air
> We all have to have our munchy fix
> Different teams they will compete from both far and near and there
> They're all going to show their best and prove that they're all
> beyond compare!
> 
> I need a Grill God!
> I need some remarkable and fantastic food!
> It's gotta be fresh
> And it's gotta be something
> That only someone heavenly could do.
> 
> I need a Grill God!
> I need a dinner so good I'll wanna cry!
> It's gotta be dreamy
> It's gotta be known
> As a legend standing the test of time!"
> 
> Who will stand as Gleann Abhann's Grill Gods? Come Feed the
> Populace
> at Diamond Wars! Bring your war wagon of incredible consumables to
> battle Friday night. Lure in your supporters with the smell of
> delicious roasting and smoking! Share your vast supply of good food
> with the populace! The populace will judge who will be determined
> the
> next Grill Gods! Join in and earn your right to boast that you
> bested
> your brethren on the cooking fields! Email eruadnat at aol.com
> IMMEDIATELY to
> enter. And for more information on Diamond Wars, check out
> diamondwars. smallgraybear. com.
> 
> Shpanks.
> Kat
> 
> For more information about Diamond Wars, visit the website at
> diamondwars.smallgraybear.com or email KatTheStrange at aol.com.
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