[Ansteorra] Casey Weed, I love you and I want to have your babies...

[Peter Schorn]

...alas, I'm straight.  But I'm totally queer for posts like this:

>Ren faire gillie/mocca-SINS with grammaw's coin purse toe suck.  They let
>water in better than a Trimaran crab trap, the soles are thin, the thongs
>break, they're neither warm nor cold, and the only academic reference to
>the
>design as it stands are in Harlequin Romance's Annual Wedding Magazine that
>pixies foist on you at the Scarborough Grove of Plumpy Nuptual Bliss.  No
>support in them and no room to improvise support.

Good facts and useful information delivered with scathing wit so the reader
WON'T FORGET IT!  Also funny as hell.

--Cadfan ap Blackadder