[Ansteorra] 30th Year Gate

[ck_netterville at yahoo.com]

A wealth of good greetings to you, good gentles all....
My lords and Ladies, what if I were to tell you that there was a way to:

Meet new people, 
See old friends before anyone else on site, 
Catch the latest gossip before anyone else hears it, 
Be the first to see Mistress 'J's' newest creation, 
Be pampered, fed and watered by a caring gate coordinator, and 
Have the opportunity to serve your Kingdom on top of it all????!!!!!
You'd say it has to be too good to be true; but I'm here to tell you  'NO'... It's as good as I say it is and BETTER !!!!!
Have Kings and Queens, Dukes and Duchesses, Counts and Countesses, Barons and Baronesses, Lords and Ladies coming to see you. Be the most important person in the whole world to each of them, if only for that instant !!!!!. 
Feel the power!!.... Feel the prowess build!!.
"Alright, I may of gotten a bit wrapped up in my job there, but you get the point."
I am Ld. Elrique, and I'm your friendly neighborhood Gate Coordinator for Ansteorra's 30Th Year celebration. I want each of you to have all of these advantages and more!!!
Your next burning question, I'm sure is " How can I take advantage of this valuable and limited time offer?" Well, it's easier than you ever imagined. 
Simply get in touch with me, let me know when you'd be able to serve your kingdom and I will make sure your esteemed place of honor is dutifully reserved. 
Yes, it really is that simple!!!! 
I have a spreadsheet in Exxel for the convenience of knowing what slots are still open. http://sites.google.com/a/nettervilletrainingcenter.com/www/30th-year  
The best news is that all of them are open right now! Since you're the one who is going to act quickly and decisively, you know that you'll have the pick of the best time slots. Here's what you do after you check out the spread sheet. 
Pick your time or times, shoot me an e-mail to ck_netterville at yahoo.com and I'll do my best to get you in your favored time slot(s). I'll need you to include: Your Name, (SCA and Mundane) A phone number where I may reach you, your top three choices of when you will be able to serve, or if you're not picky, tell me to put you in where we need you most, If you would be willing to serve in multiple shifts, and the approximate date you last completed a gate class. (ie. Red Tape, last year etc.) If you haven't had the gate class lately, don't worry. We'll get together and make sure you have all the tools you need. 
I'll only be updating a couple of times a day so keep in mind that slots will be filled based upon the time stamp that comes across on my computer to make it fair. 
But wait... You might be saying that you don't have exxel... That's not a problem either. Simply send me all the information I asked for above. I'd be happy to make certain that we get you just as close as we can to your desired time slots and then get with you to let you know so we can be sure it's alright with you. 
Remember, this is a limited time offer so act quickly !!! I'm looking forward to working with each of you at our Kingdom's glorious celebration this July 9TH, 10TH, 11TH, and 12TH.
In joyful service I remain, 
Ld. Elrique Falcone DeNetterville, OSTB
 
 That web address once more is:
http://sites.google.com/a/nettervilletrainingcenter.com/www/30th-year