[Ansteorra] Royal Huntsman - Special Tourney Rules***
Stefan li Rous
StefanliRous at austin.rr.com
Mon Feb 13 21:03:08 PST 2012
On Feb 13, 2012, at 8:39 PM, Tim McDaniel wrote:
> Have you never seen "armored chicken" or "armored
> turnip" at a feast? How do you think they managed to kill them?
>
> Dannet "a new meaning to 'turnip stalk'" de Linccolne
That's easy.
See:
Fustibalus-art (10K) 10/26/08 "How To Throw Rocks Really Far: A
Fustibalus
" by Jehanne de Wodeford
http://www.florilegium.org/files/COMBAT/Fustibalus-art.html
siege-engines-msg (98K) 1/10/08 Catapults, trebuchets. Period and
modern.
.
http://www.florilegium.org/files/COMBAT/siege-engines-msg.html
No, no, not what you're thinking. It's difficult to hit them with
rocks since they're so small.
No, the idea is that you use these marvelous devices to fling them as
far as you can. Of course if you do too good of a job, you get mashed
turnips in armor rather than just armored turnips. But then again,
think of the feasts you've been at. Not all the turnips you've had
have been armored, correct?
This is why sometimes you get smashed turnips.
But just remember how much better it is to do this with armored
turnips than with armored fighters! Squished turnips are so much
better than squished fighters!
Stefan
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THLord Stefan li Rous Barony of Bryn Gwlad Kingdom of Ansteorra
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