[Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris

[Zach Most]

Dear Tina the Trimaran Spy,

  I have a theory that armies have evolved from days of yore when they marched on their stomachs, and that now they're propelled mostly by their adrenal glands, livers and loins.  To test my theory, I hereby deputize you to be a morale captain of the Ansteorran army.  Rally all the scantily clad dancers and booze you can, and get them to Gulf War.  Don't keep our fighters out too late.  Don't poison our friends from Trimaris, but if you can help them spend the battle days a little sleep deprived and replaying daydreams of scantily clad dancers I think everyone wins.
  Gaston de Clermont, General of Ansteorra.



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 From: Tina Michael <tinabetta at gmail.com>
To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org> 
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 2:18 PM
Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
 
Oh yes, bunches....I never appeared scantily dressed but was always greatly
appreciated.

Tina

On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:52 PM, Ld.blackmoon <ld.blackmoon at cox.net> wrote:

> greetings
>
> lol, so they do have something in common with ansteorrans = )
>
> Be Safe , Be Happy, Have Fun .
> Arthur
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tina Michael" <tinabetta at gmail.com>
> To: "k k" <turnleftatnowhere at yahoo.com>; "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA,
> Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org**>
> Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:22 PM
>
> Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
>
>
>   Having come from Trimaris and knowing the people as I know them, I would
>> have suggested a bunch of scantily clad dancers and a profuse supply of
>> booze. Tee hee
>> ...
>> Tina
>> Trimarian spy