[Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris

[Zach Most]

Dear Tina the Trimaran Spy,
  I'm somewhat glad that it didn't take any torture to wrest from you a confession that you've been reporting the glory of our Ansteorran troops back to your masters in the swamplands.  I do like to torture occasionally.  Justice isn't exactly my jurisdiction, but I suggest that if you're able to support a bevy of Ansteorran bacon girls, or submit a false report to your Trimaran puppet masters of a bacon related outbreak of gout in our lands, the Ravensfort jailers may go easy on you.
  Saddened by your traitorous absence,
  Gaston



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 From: Tina Michael <tinabetta at gmail.com>
To: Zach Most <clermont1348 at yahoo.com>; "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org> 
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 4:28 PM
Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
 

Dearest Gaston, 
 
 I would love to do just that very thing for you but between health issues and financial constraints my beloved and I will not be able to go to War, >pouting now< but we are vowing to put money aside for Pennsic.
  When I reported to Trimaris and told them about all of the fiesty fellows in Ansteorra they did not believe me. When I said Ansteorran warriors were big and ferocious and not skeered of nothing they did nto believe me, thought I was exaggerating... Then they heard I was captured body and soul by an Ansteorran Warrior did they even try to come and rescue me? Noooooo. You know why? They were distracted by Scanty dressed dancers and booze! So ya'll go on down there and kick their butts, then head over and have a drink with them and enjoy the dancing girls....tee hee!
 
Lady Augustina Elizabetta da San Gemano
aka Tina the terrible
Formerly of Trimaris, now of ANSTEORRA  

On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:03 PM, Zach Most <clermont1348 at yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear Tina the Trimaran Spy,
>
>  I have a theory that armies have evolved from days of yore when they marched on their stomachs, and that now they're propelled mostly by their adrenal glands, livers and loins.  To test my theory, I hereby deputize you to be a morale captain of the Ansteorran army.  Rally all the scantily clad dancers and booze you can, and get them to Gulf War.  Don't keep our fighters out too late.  Don't poison our friends from Trimaris, but if you can help them spend the battle days a little sleep deprived and replaying daydreams of scantily clad dancers I think everyone wins.
>  Gaston de Clermont, General of Ansteorra.
>
>
>
>________________________________
> From: Tina Michael <tinabetta at gmail.com>
>To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org>
>Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 2:18 PM
>Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
>
>Oh yes, bunches....I never appeared scantily dressed but was always greatly
>appreciated.
>
>Tina
>
>On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:52 PM, Ld.blackmoon <ld.blackmoon at cox.net> wrote:
>
>> greetings
>>
>> lol, so they do have something in common with ansteorrans = )
>>
>> Be Safe , Be Happy, Have Fun .
>> Arthur
>> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tina Michael" <tinabetta at gmail.com>
>> To: "k k" <turnleftatnowhere at yahoo.com>; "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA,
>> Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org**>
>> Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:22 PM
>>
>> Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
>>
>>
>>   Having come from Trimaris and knowing the people as I know them, I would
>>> have suggested a bunch of scantily clad dancers and a profuse supply of
>>> booze. Tee hee
>>> ...
>>> Tina
>>> Trimarian spy
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