[Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris

[Tom Taggart]

I would like to offer my services as a rallying point for the dancers of Ansteorra. Feel free to come to me so that we might organize a coordinated attack upon their spirts. Of course there will need to be an assesment of your skills, which I will humbly acccept as well. Seek me out and we can arrange a private audition. This sacrafice I do accept in service to Ansteorra.

Philippe L'Chanceux
Baron of Bjornsborg

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Tina Michael <tinabetta at gmail.com> wrote:

>Dearest Gaston,
>
> I would love to do just that very thing for you but between health issues
>and financial constraints my beloved and I will not be able to go to War,
>>pouting now< but we are vowing to put money aside for Pennsic.
>  When I reported to Trimaris and told them about all of the fiesty fellows
>in Ansteorra they did not believe me. When I said Ansteorran warriors were
>big and ferocious and not skeered of nothing they did nto believe me,
>thought I was exaggerating... Then they heard I was captured body and soul
>by an Ansteorran Warrior did they even try to come and rescue me? Noooooo.
>You know why? They were distracted by Scanty dressed dancers and booze! So
>ya'll go on down there and kick their butts, then head over and have a
>drink with them and enjoy the dancing girls....tee hee!
>
>Lady Augustina Elizabetta da San Gemano
>aka Tina the terrible
>Formerly of Trimaris, now of ANSTEORRA
>On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:03 PM, Zach Most <clermont1348 at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Dear Tina the Trimaran Spy,
>>
>>   I have a theory that armies have evolved from days of yore when they
>> marched on their stomachs, and that now they're propelled mostly by their
>> adrenal glands, livers and loins.  To test my theory, I hereby deputize you
>> to be a morale captain of the Ansteorran army.  Rally all the scantily clad
>> dancers and booze you can, and get them to Gulf War.  Don't keep our
>> fighters out too late.  Don't poison our friends from Trimaris, but if you
>> can help them spend the battle days a little sleep deprived and replaying
>> daydreams of scantily clad dancers I think everyone wins.
>>   Gaston de Clermont, General of Ansteorra.
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>>  From: Tina Michael <tinabetta at gmail.com>
>> To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org>
>> Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 2:18 PM
>> Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
>>
>> Oh yes, bunches....I never appeared scantily dressed but was always greatly
>> appreciated.
>>
>> Tina
>>
>> On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:52 PM, Ld.blackmoon <ld.blackmoon at cox.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > greetings
>> >
>> > lol, so they do have something in common with ansteorrans = )
>> >
>> > Be Safe , Be Happy, Have Fun .
>> > Arthur
>> > ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tina Michael" <tinabetta at gmail.com>
>> > To: "k k" <turnleftatnowhere at yahoo.com>; "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA,
>> > Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org**>
>> > Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:22 PM
>> >
>> > Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] How to defeat Trimaris
>> >
>> >
>> >   Having come from Trimaris and knowing the people as I know them, I
>> would
>> >> have suggested a bunch of scantily clad dancers and a profuse supply of
>> >> booze. Tee hee
>> >> ...
>> >> Tina
>> >> Trimarian spy
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