[Ansteorra] A terrible calamity!

[Robert G. Ferrell]

 <peterschorn at pdq.net> wrote:

>> So we conclude our sad letter asking for whatever help a kind friend like yourself can give us.  We hope you will bear our suffering and injustice in mind and keep an Eye out for that nasty, tricksy thief and our precious, precious birthday present.
>>
>> So sadly and hungrily yours,
>>
>> Your Friend
>>

You would not find yourself in such dire circumstances had you but
read my mystical guide to keeping your jewelry out of hobbitses
pocketses.

Sincerely,

Elrond Hubbard