On Wed, Sep 12, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Robert G. Ferrell <rgferrell at gmail.com>wrote: > > You would not find yourself in such dire circumstances had you but > read my mystical guide to keeping your jewelry out of hobbitses > pocketses. > > Sincerely, > > Elrond Hubbard > Oww. Owwww. Oh owwwww! Aethelyan