[Ansteorra] A terrible calamity!

[Maria Buchanan]

Oh ... My ... God!  Too funny!!!  When I saw the subject line I almost deleted 
it.  Interestingly I just turned on the TV and LOTR Two Towers is on.  





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From: Peter Schorn <peterschorn at PDQ.NET>
To: ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org
Sent: Wed, September 12, 2012 2:37:33 PM
Subject: [Ansteorra] A terrible calamity!


Dear friend,

We hope this letter finds you well.  As for ourselves, such misfortune has 
befallen us!  We had thought to spend a season catching fish in the Misty 
Mountains (we know of a very good hole there!)  But we met with a nasty thief 
who tricked us.  He trapped us into a riddle-game and then, he stole our 
birthday present.  Our precious birthday present! And when we tried to go to 
find it, awful Men came and caught us, and gave us to the Elves to keep in a 
prison.  How we suffered!  The Elvish bonds, they burned!  They bit!  They froze 
us!

With the help of some kind friends of yours we escaped, but now we wander all 
lost and alone over the hard rocks and stones of the Brown Lands.  We wish you 
could send a Nazgul or two to help us find that thief and get us back our 
precious.  Or failing that, some Orcs.  Or at least a Warg, with his keen, keen 
nose, keener than even ours.  Yes.

So we conclude our sad letter asking for whatever help a kind friend like 
yourself can give us.  We hope you will bear our suffering and injustice in mind 
and keep an Eye out for that nasty, tricksy thief and our precious, precious 
birthday present.

So sadly and hungrily yours,

Your Friend
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