[Ansteorra] War of Ages

[John Atkinson]

To all who see these presents, greetings.

Know first of all, that Edward, Fourth of that Name, son of Richard, Duke
of York, is the lawfully crowned king of England, and that any Englishman
who utters a word to the contrary is guilty of the foulest of treasons.

It has come to the attention of loyal subjects of King Edward that a
mutinous force pretending loyalty to various members of the house of
Lancaster is intending to assemble near the Shire of Ffynnon Gath for a
"War of Ages".  I, Lord Ioannes Dalassenos, have been commissioned to raise
an levy of loyal fighting men and all the supporting forces necessary -
cooks, brewers, and all manner of artisans.

So rally to me, and we shall, God willing, disperse the mob of rabble
assembling in defiance of their lawful King.

Hang them all.

For God, St. George, England, and King Edward!

Ioannes Dalassenos
-- 
"Thousands of Sarmatians, Thousands of Franks, we've slain them again and
again.  We're looking for thousands of Persians."
--Vita Aureliani