[Ansteorra] Odds for Crown released despite my warnings...
Tina Michael
tinabetta at gmail.com
Fri Jul 5 10:00:30 PDT 2013
In the Kingdom that shall not be named but starts with a T, they actually
run a small news sheet with all sorts of cool information regarding the
participants, fashion tips, a column for the lovelorn and betting odds
insider tips. It was hysterical and gave you something to read when things
got slow....
Tina
On Fri, Jul 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM, Patrick R <tex_yankee2004 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> How you come up with all of this I will never know but you do keep us
> entertained.I would say you have way too much time on your hands but I know
> better. Guess I should get to know more people so I know who to root for.
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Casey Weed <seoseaweed at gmail.com>
> To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org>
> Sent: Friday, July 5, 2013 1:43 AM
> Subject: [Ansteorra] Odds for Crown released despite my warnings...
>
>
> I found THIS hammered up on the Kingdom posting board. For shame, you
> informers and gamblers! For shame!
>
> Contestant Consort Odds Notes
> Fiacha the Blue
> Wentiliana of Bryn Gwlad 45:1
> Not enough practice hours in the last three months. Popular entrant and a
> People's Pick but the betting men are saying first round.
> JeanMarc D’Anjou Jocelyn D’Anjou 55:1 Ironclad melee group representative
> will need a leeeeetle bit more mobility. Out in the first. Wayland of
> Durlach Joanna the Spinner 30:1 Wayland won't take it all home but he
> will ruin someone's day. Third round. Miguel de Oporto Conal Alexandria
> O'Riordain 15:1 Although the Prancing Pride of Portugal isn't favored,
> Mister Smackey is the PERFECT foil for the Randalson style. Spectators,
> watch for this fight and enjoy. Cathal Finn O'Briain Genevieve de
> Lironcort 24:1 Perhaps one of the most skilled non-belts, predicted to fall
> to cagey, older, tricksy entrants. Well, not older than he is. You know
> what I mean. Round 2. Galen of Bristol Alessandra Beatrice
> Desiderio 52:1 Letter
> of Intent was found to be a rubbing from the Viscount's actual tomb in
> England. Marshallate unsure if an effigie can or will be allowed to
> fight. Kurodachi
> no Mykaru Adena Terrickdoutter 55:1 We may only see him in the first
> round but he'll be a screaming ball of divine wind Wiesenfury Judey Chop
> while he's in there. HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA!!! Jason Drysdale Margherita de
> Mantua 22:1 A technical fighter with a lot of promise. Out in the 3rd
> round to kit envy. Work ethic on the field will see him in the
> quarterfinals of one of the next four Crown Tourneys. Aldric de Kerr
> Meadhbh
> inghean Rois 60:1 De Kerr deterred in der ferst. Daniel Schade
> Fionnghuala
> Ruadh inghean Ui Choncobhair 55:1 Another first rounder out of the Brom
> Camp, but the crowd will enjoy watching him work. It'll take three cause
> he's feisty. Consorts name kills field herald for extra credit. Eberhart
> Stürmære Adelaide Dewy 40:1 The Chinese Calendars and augurs have been
> consulted: it is not the Year of the Panda. In fact, Sunday will see new
> "Patriot Panda"- red, white, and black and blue. Eldrid Wolfsguard Sofia
> Mikhailovna 6:1 The Half-Pint Hewer has some momentum after his recent
> grudge match tournament victory over Tyrion Lannister. Romanius Scipio
> Vesperanius Deanna Dela Penna 7:1 Really pissed off about being mistaken
> for Tyrion Lannister in last weeks big grudge match tournament. Highly
> motivated and always pays his debts. Brutus Augustus Decimus Gera Von
> Roer 50:1 BRUTUS SMASH! (cripples first opponent, out in the 2nd) Daniel
> de Burdon Adelaide de Burdon 12:1 Hired popular jongaleur group "Winger"
> to do intro music. Won't help. Owen ap Aeddan Genevria di Betto di
> Adriano 10:1 Valley Girl class action law suit filed last week for
> unauthorized overuse of 'awesome' has His Excellency totally un-stoked.
> Wicked, tubular, and gigantic fighting vibes way blown. Angus Gunn
> Elodie
> De Cormier 70:1 Eligability in question; baffled by writing impedimentia,
> hasn't figured out how to "make his mark" on fighter card. Bardic college
> collecting for literacy fund on his behalf between rounds. William Cameron
> de Blakstan Marguerite Dinard 22:1 Apparently, recent issue with former
> friend, Ernie, causing some unsettled nerves on the field. M. Marguerite
> planning on singing "Rubber Ducky" to settle her fighter. Hrafn
> Olafsson Elizabeta
> di Valore della Rosa 8:1 Sources near the Red Duchess say she 'needs
> something to do at events, dammit'. General populace agrees. Jean Paul de
> Sens Gilyan Clonmacnoise 10:1 Weight on and off faster than relationships
> in this year's Ansteorran Gazette social section. Which JP do we get on
> Saturday? Cardio and range control make or break the Okie Dokey
> Dukey. Geoffrey
> de Gournay Adela VomBerg 48:1 Some say this day is the Gournay Tournay.
> Odds today say, 'no way, Jose.' Vibius Elizabethe de Salisbiry 55:1 Like
> the Artist… just one name. Unlike the Artist… will not be Prince. At
> least not this time. Alejandro Ramirez Mendoza Amelot Lisette 20:1 SCA
> fighting sponsorship rules now allow UPS to cover costs on Alejandro's
> slotshot and thrusts. Downside is unfortunate brown delivery uniform is
> considerably less flashy than old kit. Daffydd Whiteaker Octavia de
> Verdon 16:1 Serious risk of becoming a "Cloak Wraith". If he rides in on a
> big black dragon thingy only the Fellowship can stop him… (Hraffn = Aowyn?
> Note: Hair Flip Manouver) Damon Xanthus Megan Flower Del Wall 37:1 Waxed
> head for more speed. Wearing helmet during tourney so it probably won't
> help. 2nd round. Philippe LeChanceux Suzanne Gabrielle Marie
> Beraud 42:1 Word
> on the street is that Suzanne bet the baronial bears. Bjornsborg may want
> to consider passing the hat for a pair of interim hedgehogs or nutria until
> terms are met with the pawnbrokers. Evangelos Thrakios Sophie du
> Northkeep 12:1 Chicks dig him. Won't help. 3rd round. Cassius Domitius
> Lepus Kajira Camber 15:1 If a gun can't kill him, do you really think
> he's worried about a stick? Maelgwyn Dda Wyllow Mac Muiredaig 45:1
> Lateral
> movement speed coupled with shield style present significant Crown level
> competition challenges. Dda needs to beware fighters who fade shieldside
> and have good technique with the wrap and flat snap. Dietrich Wyss Layla
> bint Yusuf 20:1 Reports indicate that Dieterich has the coolest first name
> in the Kingdom. Boosts odds significantly. Sarran the Traveller
> Augustina
> da San Germano 52:1 Power NOT an issue. Mobility and stamina will cause
> problems. 1st round but leaves someone's short ribs jellied. Perhaps a
> collapsed lung, too. Sven Randullsson Antigone of York 3:1 Magic Missle
> and Stone Skin will be allowed this Crown making Sven the clear
> favorite. Aaron
> MacGregor Nicollet Deuville 4:1 "The Fister" aims to dive in with both
> hands this time. Number two in the odds, for sure. Asoph Hearts
> Michelle
> Chantal de Charente 15:1 Word is that the Ace of Ansteorra fired his old
> training partners, Ben and Jerry. Wise move. 2nd round with potential for
> third.
>
> Sir Dieterich
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