[Ansteorra] Crown Tourney announcment

[Robert G. Ferrell via Ansteorra]

I've read this three times and I have no idea what you're trying so desperately to convey. May I suggest a bit fewer pop culture references and a bit more clarity?

Cynric

Sent from my iPhone: expect gibberish

> On Jun 16, 2014, at 11:10 PM, Donita Orders via Ansteorra <ansteorra at lists.ansteorra.org> wrote:
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> To all good gentles of Ansteorra do I HL Toryn Seven Stitches bring greetings and glad tidings concerning crown tournament.  We have just received confirmation from the White Council of Wizards, Starfleet command, Hogwarts, CERN, the Jedi Council, NASA, Stargate, and the Bene Gesserit - no portals are set to open above the civic center in Canton Texas on July 12, 2014.  Rejoice populace!  I said rejoice!
> Due to this extreme lack of portals, and presence of Roof and Air Conditioning magic, setting up pavilions inside the hall will not be necessary!  Rejoice!!  
> Spend all that extra effort that you would be spending on pavilion prep and make sure your gear is gorgeous, your banners beautiful and your shoes shiny! 
> See you at the list!
> Toryn (not a Bene Gesserit.....