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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>LOL… shiny!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Faelan<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>
ansteorra-bounces@lists.ansteorra.org
[mailto:ansteorra-bounces@lists.ansteorra.org] <b><span style='font-weight:
bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>L T<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:29
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> ansteorra@ansteorra.org<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Ansteorra] An SCA Fairy
Tale</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>In an effort to lighten the mood...I give you this missive that was
sent to the Kiersted Household list from a member who is vacationing in forgien
lands...<br>
<br>
For if we can't laugh at ourselves...we're taking ourselves WAY TOO
seriously...<br>
<br>
LDeerSlayer<br>
<br>
(thank Lady Moira for the chuckle...)<br>
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face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Goldihat and the Three
Peers<br>
by Maister Iago ab Adam<br>
<br>
Once upon a time there were three Peers: a Birdy Peer, a Shrubby Peer, and a
Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
One morning Shrubby Peer and Chivy Peer awoke to find that Birdy Peer had
stayed up all night preparing an elaborate breakfast of porridge. They all sat
down to eat.<br>
<br>
"This porridge, which I stayed up all night preparing, is too hot,"
said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Porridge would not have been served at this temperature in period,"
said the Shrubby Peer.<br>
<br>
"Ow," said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Well, no sense in wasting time while we wait for it to cool- let's go out
and tidy the forest," said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"I do need to look for some rare herbs," said the Shrubby Peer.<br>
<br>
"Pretty trees!" said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
So off they went. <br>
<br>
Soon, a girl happened by, followed by her retinue. She was called Goldihat,
because of her beautiful gold plated headgear. She walked in to the Peers'
kitchen.<br>
<br>
"Food tester, test this porridge," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This porridge is too hot, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Food tester, test that porridge," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This porridge is too cold, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Food tester, test this porridge," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This porridge is just right, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
So Goldihat sat down and ate the whole bowl. Then she and her retinue processed
to the living room.<br>
<br>
"Chair tester, test this spot on the floor where a chair would be if Birdy
Peer ever sat down," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This spot on the floor where a chair would be if Birdy Peer ever sat down
is too hard, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Chair tester, test this elaborately hand carved chair piled high with
intricately embroidered pillows," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This elaborately hand carved chair piled high with intricately
embroidered pillows is too soft, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Chair tester, test this La-Z-Boy," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This La-Z-Boy is just right, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
So Goldihat sat down and reclined, and sat up and reclined, and raised the
footrest and lowered the footrest until *SPROING*. Then she and her retinue
processed to the bedroom.<br>
<br>
"Bed tester, test this spot on the floor where a bed would be if Birdy
Peer ever slept," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This spot on the floor where a bed would be if Birdy Peer ever slept is
too hard, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Bed tester, test this pile of leafy branches," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This pile of leafy branches is too soft, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
"Bed tester, test this racing car bed," said Goldihat.<br>
<br>
"This racing car bed is just right, your worthiness."<br>
<br>
So Goldihat lay down on the bed, tucked her headgear under the pillow, and fell
fast asleep (because there is no other way to fall asleep on a racing car bed).<br>
<br>
Soon after, the Peers arrived home from their walk and went to finish their
breakfast.<br>
<br>
"Someone has been eating my porridge, which I stayed up all night
preparing," said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Someone has been eating my porridge, and the used the wrong spoon!"
said the Shrubby Peer.<br>
<br>
"Hungry!" said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
Then they went to the living room.<br>
<br>
"Somebody has been sitting on the spot on the floor where a chair would be
if I ever sat down," said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Somebody has been getting their greasy fingers all over my elaborately
hand carved chair piled high with intricately embroidered pillows," said
the Shrubby Peer.<br>
<br>
"Broken!" said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
Then the Peers proceded to the bedroom.<br>
<br>
"Somebody has been sleeping on the spot on the floor where a bed would be
if I ever slept," said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Somebody has been resting on my laurels," said the Shrubby Peer. <br>
<br>
"Woman!" said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
Just then, Goldihat awoke, sat up, and put on her headgear.<br>
<br>
"Your worthiness!" said the Birdy Peer.<br>
<br>
"Your worthiness!" said the Shrubby Peer.<br>
<br>
"Shiny!" said the Chivy Peer.<br>
<br>
So the Peers joined Goldihat's retinue, and they went around invading houses all
over the kingdom, and lived happily ever after.<br>
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The End<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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