[Ansteorra-archery] Royal Huntsman Thank You!!!
ld.blackmoon at cox.net
Mon Dec 8 18:50:45 PST 2008
Royal Huntsman Thank You!!!greetings
oh no, please tell me namron isn't going to build a shrine , to hold and display the " holy relics "
( those arrows " touched by the hand of god " )
where poor peasants and other pilgrims ( for a fee of course ) may look apon them ???
get your free " i touched namrons holy shafts " pilgrim badge for only a buck twelve nintyfive.
---- small print > ( + handling and taxes . all badges made by cheap labor in some other country , and are not warented past purchase )
shafts viewed may only be representitive of actual shafts , actual shafts having been mixed in with other shafts soon after holy touching to protect their true identities ; )
be safe, be happy, have fun
----- Original Message -----
From: Donnchadh Beag mac Griogair
To: Archery within the Kingdom of Ansteorra
Cc: Barony of Namron Mailing List ; TRM Ansteorra
Sent: Monday, December 08, 2008 12:25 PM
Subject: Re: [Ansteorra-archery] Royal Huntsman Thank You!!!
Greetings unto all to whom this missive comes,
In defense of the good name of our archers, I must set the record straight. For those of you who were not at court that evening, it was pointed out by Her Excellency Namron that it was a Trimaran deer. This was a weak and sickly thing that must have been smuggled into the Kingdom to spread it's pestilence among our herds in order to kill our strong healthy deer, leaving us starving over the winter, and weak for the upcoming War with our foes. In truth, we archers of Namron cannot take credit for killing this foul creature. We each aimed true at the rabbit in obedience to our noble King's command and not knowing the truth about this evil creature at the time. Then, the very hand of God himself touched each of our arrows, leading them to wipe this menace from our herds and lands. Evidence of this creatures origins will be available in the next edition of the Namron Plume.
In service to Crown and Kingdom,
Donnchadh Beag mac Griogair
Baron of Namron
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