[Ansteorra-archery] Namron Archery Cancelled

Sun Nov 30 23:23:11 PST 2008

greetings 

now i must needs follow your list piece by piece ; )

1. now , would this be the same fair maiden that you left to freeze all night at samhain ??
the same lovely lady you made work so hard to give you such cute kids ?
nay i fear you earn no award there , she perhaps , for not having you flogged , but she is still way too young for saint hood ; )

2. ahh , but as someone said , or will say , or probably said when they were drunk....... the best layed plans of mice and men , fall apart when the fecal matter hits the rotary air distribution device ; )

3. now is that any way to act when your trying to keep up with the king ?? 

4. ok, you got me ..... that one i refuse to touch ; )

5. this is most always true , but its hard to pay site fees and feast fees and gas for an event , if your constantly saying " wait , i'll be finished in just a couple hours ; )

6 . ahh , but you see , the new improved sam c is aware of all your tricks and gets a + 4 defense against them ; )
besides , those actions would not be very chivalrous , fair, or even smiled apon by your fellow archers ,except in jest , which is of course how they were intended , and thus taken .

be safe, be happy, have fun
arthur the tired 

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Lawrence 
  To: 'Archery within the Kingdom of Ansteorra' 
  Sent: Monday, December 01, 2008 12:48 AM
  Subject: Re: [Ansteorra-archery] Namron Archery Cancelled

  1. Must be stout of heart: Any who know the lovely woman i am married to would have to agree that i am stout of heart! Or thick of head.

  2. Sharp of Skill: Even though my shooting has not been up to par lately i have a plan (see answer for #6)

  3. Fleet of Foot: I always hold to the old saying....that if a bear is chasing you all you have to be able to do is out run your friend! and i dont have any qualms about tripping them!

  4. Well Dressed: Everyone knows how pretty i am.

  5. Fat of Purse: I can always bribe people with leatherwork!

  6. Dare you face the best archers in the Kingdom? Sure..... i am not above snipping bow strings, warping arrows, distracting them when at the line....and if comes down to it....beat them with a stick while they sleep!

  Laurence the Mischievous  ; )

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  From: ansteorra-archery-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org [mailto:ansteorra-archery-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org] On Behalf Of ld.blackmoon
  Sent: Monday, December 01, 2008 12:12 AM
  To: Archery within the Kingdom of Ansteorra
  Subject: Re: [Ansteorra-archery] Namron Archery Cancelled

  greetings 

  >So you see, I perforce am wary of Lapps.

  Ulf Gunnarsson

  ahhhh, thats it .... be afraid , be very afraid ( hehe ) for we of the frozen north are sending our " sam-c " ( new and improved model of sam i )warrior / mage ( +3 bow , +2 crossbow , +2 axes , and +3 knives ) to frighten away all those of lesser prowess !!! 
  for any who would be royal huntsman must be stout of heart , sharp of skill,and fleet of foot .( not to mention well dressed &  fat of purse ; )
  so come prepared !!! dare you face the best archers in the kingdom ?? or will you weinie out , and hang your head in shame ??

  be safe, be happy, have fun
  arthur

    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Ulf Gunnarsson 
    To: Archery within the Kingdom of Ansteorra 
    Sent: Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:42 PM
    Subject: Re: [Ansteorra-archery] Namron Archery Cancelled

    Iaen wrote:
    > Ulf I might suggest a bit of reading on your part.
    > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people  pay particular attention to
    > the 3rd paragraph.  :o)

    I cannot help it if the weaker blood of my cousin's descendants has
    allowed these Lapps, these Sami, to live in the south of Norway.  In my
    time they were only to be found in the wastes of Halogaland, far to the
    north or east of there in Finnmark.

    King Harold Fairhair has married Snaefrid, the daughter of one King
    Svase, a Lapp.  By her magic she bewitched him and made him forget his
    kingdom and from her came four sons.  She died and her corpse lay
    uncorrupted for three years.  But Harold has come to his senses and
    returned to his kingship.

    It has been prophesied that his son (by another queen), Eirik Bloodaxe,
    will marry Gunnhildr, daughter of Ozur Toti, who he will "rescue" from
    the Lapps to whom she had been sent by her father for the purpose of
    being trained in witchcraft. She will use the Lapp's magic against many
    for her husband to ensure his kingship.

    So you see, I perforce am wary of Lapps.

    Ulf Gunnarsson
    ...written here at what the Christians call the end of the 9th century.

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