Bards - Fwd: [mooneschadowe] 25 signs...of the 90s
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Wed Apr 12 10:10:06 PDT 2000
>From: "Deborah Sweet" <dssweet at okstate.edu>
>Reply-To: mooneschadowe at egroups.com
>To: mooneschadowe at egroups.com, "Barbie Teel" <blteel at okstate.edu>, "Dahlia
>G Molloy" <dahlia at okstate.edu>, "Emmer S Berryman" <sueberr at okstate.edu>,
>LdGeorgeSCA at cs.com
>Subject: [mooneschadowe] 25 signs...of the 90s
>Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 11:20:52 -0500
>---------------------- Forwarded by Deborah Sweet/soc/cas/Okstate on
>04/12/2000 11:16 AM ---------------------------
> 25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90's
> 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
> 2. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted.
> 3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
> 4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
> 5. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time eat. He emails
>back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
> 6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> 7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
>haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
> 8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one
>your email buddies via a web page.
> 9. Your daughter just bought a CD of ALL the records your college
>used to play.
>10. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
>11. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
>12. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a
>JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
>13. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home.
>14. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of
>15. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for
>half the price you paid.
>16. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
>purchase is foreign to you.
>17. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
>the back seat of your car.
>18. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
>have e-mail addresses.
>19. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>20. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>21. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
>22. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>24. You're reading this
>25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
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